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An End to Sexy Times (Remastered)

by Lovers Beware

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released July 27, 2015

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Track Name: Blooze
Got some gaping holes in my life
and it makes my blood boil
Little pains sharper than a knife
renders all of my plans foiled
I wish I had a good place to be
and maybe I actually do
But none of the warnings
did I heed
Now agony is what I
must go through

When the blooze trickles out of my mouth
and I struggle just to get off the couch
That's when I need you here
to help me conquer all my fears
When the blooze trickles out of my ear
and ruins everything that I hold dear
That's when I know
I gotta get up n go

Nevermind all the struggle and strife
cuz I'm just too tired to care
They say that I'm supposed to find a wife
not stay at home and hibernate like a bear
I wish I had a drop of energy
and maybe you could be my squeeze
But my body and soul are in disharmony
So frustrating when this should be a breeze

When the blooze trickles out of my mouth
and I struggle just to get off the couch
That's when I need you here
to help me conquer all my fears
When the blooze trickles out of my ear
and ruins everything that I hold dear
That's when I know
I gotta get up n go

I got dem blooze

When the blooze trickles out of my mouth
and I struggle just to get off the couch
That's when I need you here
to help me conquer all my fears
When the blooze trickles out of my ear
and ruins everything that I hold dear
That's when I know
I gotta get up n go

I got dem blooze
Track Name: Show Some Personality (What It Means to Be Happy)
I got me a lover
One that I can please
When we're under the covers
I feel so weightless and free
But when we leave the bedroom
We sit in silence and stare
Whatever this is already feels doomed
Not sure I even care

Why don't cha show some personality?
Why don't cha be somebody?
I haven't heard you say one single thing
Even remotely funny
I guess I expect too much of you
And I don't wanna sound sappy
But maybe I just can't tell anymore
What it means to be happy

I got me a girlfriend
One that holds my hand
And I don't have to pretend
That she's my biggest fan
But when I'm standing beside her
She doesn't measure up
And I'm the worst kind of liar
My heart is so corrupt

Why don't cha show some personality?
Why don't cha be somebody?
I haven't heard you say one single thing
Even remotely funny
I guess I expect too much of you
And I don't wanna sound sappy
But maybe I just can't tell anymore
What it means to be happy

And I am yours
But for how long I don't know

Good morning
You're boring
I did have fun last night
But all day long
This feels wrong
I know something isn't right
You're so cute
Something new
Yet I'm not satisfied
Girl if I hit you with the truth right now
Would you jam a screwdriver right in my eye?

Why don't cha show some personality?
Why don't cha be somebody?
I haven't heard you say one single thing
Even remotely funny
I guess I expect too much of you
And I don't wanna sound sappy
But maybe I just can't tell anymore
What it means to be happy

Why don't cha be somebody?
Track Name: Comes Back Around
Wake in the morning and I dread the day
No way to know if it'll go my way
Can't figure out if ima feel okay
Why can't I stay in this bed where I lay?
Looking like a zombie all day at work
Can all these people tell how much I hurt?
In a constant state of high alert
My gaze into my psyche I cannot avert

Maybe I'll miss out
Maybe I'll stay down
Keep out of the crowd
A permanent frown
Maybe I'm lonely
Maybe I'm phony
You know that lump in your throat
Will come back around

So many things are running through my head
Counting down the days til I finally drop dead
Regretted every word that I have ever said
What can I show so far for this life I've led?
Each and every girl just leaves me cold
Treated them like lumps of clay that I can mold
If I dig for a change I might find some gold
Too timid of a man to ever be so bold

Maybe I'll miss out
Maybe I'll stay down
Keep out of the crowd
A permanent frown
Maybe I'm lonely
Maybe I'm phony
You know that lump in your throat
Will come back around

That lump in your throat
That weight on your chest
Surrounded by a moat
Of endless distress
That pit in your gut
That quiver of your lip
Sometimes you feel like a nut
You mask your sorrow with quips

You know that lump in your throat
Will come back around
Track Name: End to Sexy Times
Baby you got to understand
That I need sex
When you are not in the mood
I turn into a T-Rex

You and me
We used to be
So sexy
This can't be the end
To sexy times

Sexy sexy sexy times

Honey why did you close up shop?
I need me some of dem goods
I'm begging I'm down on my knees
Can I pop open your hood?

You and me
We used to be
So sexy
This can't be the end
To sexy times

Sexy sexy sexy times

You and me
We used to be
So sexy
This can't be the end
To sexy times
Track Name: It's Just Adultery
There's just something about feeling tied down
That makes him wanna spread his seed all around town
He takes a good long look at his wife and kids
Doesn't wanna be a family man now and he never did

It's just adultery
No regard for the casualties

In a hotel room sliding in n out
Doesn't even care to know what the girl's about
He said "Any name but my hag of a wife's will suit ya"
Outside their home he's relearning the Kama Sutra

It's just adultery
No regard for the casualties

He wants to fuck people half his age
Doesn't wanna go back to that domestic cage

Pretending to enjoy playing catch with his 9 year old son
Meanwhile in his head he's imagining how what's-her-name comes
Monotony is a briefcase and an SUV
But by night he's out collecting a plethora of STD's

It's just adultery
No regard for the casualties
Track Name: Boyfriend Material
Guess this whole time I took her for granted
Thought that she was gaga over me
Now it looks like she has recanted
Thought when this day came I would feel free
Maybe I'm just being paranoid
But I know I felt something shift
Thought all along that my heard was a void
Turns out that I cannot live with this rift

Why must I always be this way?
Why can I never get them to stay?
Why do I become so insecure?
Why can't I hold onto something so pure?
Why is it that she is slipping away?
Why am I so goddamn afraid?
Why would she ever want me long term?
Why won't I ever wise up and learn?

That I'm not boyfriend material

Never have I done such a 180
Thought I was apathetic and bored
Now the longing is driving me crazy
Don't wanna be apart from her anymore

Why must I always be this way?
Why can I never get them to stay?
Why do I become so insecure?
Why can't I hold onto something so pure?
Why is it that she is slipping away?
Why am I so goddamn afraid?
Why would she ever want me long term?
Why won't I ever wise up and learn?

That I'm not boyfriend material
Track Name: Teddy
She was adorable
She had a dorky laugh
I was a God to her
It seemed like something that could last
But then I blinked just once
A complete overhaul
She became a vegan
And shaved her head and now she bald
She cried every time
Didn't know what to think
But I let it slide
Cuz I was consumed by the pink
But then it stopped completely
Took a step back from it
It didn't end so sweetly
I don't miss her (not a bit)

Cuz Teddy ain't no teddy bear
And falsity is what she wear
And I don't care enough to care
It's so easy now

She used to be a fatty
Now she way too thin
Can't find a healthy balance
Turned into a skeleton
I tried and tried to be there
Eat all her special food
But at the end of the day I just can't stomach tofu
She got a new guy now
Seems like a total twit
Suppose she lied when she said
That she going celibate
A sweetie in sheep's clothing
Such a brat underneath
Hope he enjoys the feel
of your organic whole grain leash

Cuz Teddy ain't no teddy bear
And falsity is what she wear
And I don't care enough to care
It's so easy now

Cuz Teddy ain't no teddy bear
And falsity is what she wear
And I don't care enough to care
It's so easy

Teddy ain't no teddy bear
Track Name: Reactions
I was doing something i thought was right
I offered myself to you, when you was looking for a bite
But your hungers insatiable
Always talking while you're chewing me with your mouth full
Chewin me out
I can't take much more
And i don't know what I'm fighting for
What I can't define is what i need right now

And i just couldn't tell you how i felt
Because I aint feeling much any more
And maybe that's good as long as it is understood
Your words and your actions have incited no reactions this time

It's hard to find something to be sentimental about
You keep talking about the storm and all I see is this drought
It's hard to find something to be sentimental about
You keep talking about the storm and all i see is all the drought

If you can't take much more
Just tell me what you're looking for.
Cuz what I seem to be is just a speck in your eye

And i just couldn't tell you how i felt
Because I aint feeling much any more
And maybe that's good as long as it is understood
Your words and your actions have incited no reactions this time
Track Name: Cradle Robber
I was a teen she was an adult woman
She told me I could rest my head on her bosom
She lured me into her vehicle with candy
She sucked my lollipop and man it felt dandy
It started a war between me and my family
But I couldn't quit her cuz she made me feel manly
Gave me a hickey in the shape of an A
Because that's the first letter of her first name

Getting it on in the dead of night
When all we did all day was fight
Pretending everything was fine
Cuz I wanted someone to call mine
I was a fool I was her toy
That's how it is with hormonal boys
In hindsight it really makes me cringe
That for a year I answered to that minge

That cradle robbing dame
She burped me as I came
And no I'm not the one to blame
For getting caught up in that cradle robbing dame

She made me do it even while on the rag
Came up for air impossible not to gag
From behind now we lock eyes in the mirror
A vision of the devil I could not see clearer


Getting it on in the dead of night
When all we did all day was fight
Pretending everything was fine
Cuz I wanted someone to call mine
I was a fool I was her toy
That's how it is with hormonal boys
In hindsight it really makes me cringe
That for a year I answered to that minge

That cradle robbing dame
She burped me as I came
And no I'm not the one to blame
For getting caught up in that cradle robbing dame

I didn't need your pacifier
I only wanted your bouncy balls
Your body was my playground

Spent all our free time sitting round smoking grass
Playing Nintendo and then tapping dat ass
I paid no mind to the fact that she was crazy
That whole time period just feels a bit hazy
Still I remember some parts where she was okay
She's somewhat likable in her own insane way
But I remember the day that she said goodbye
I cried some tears when she left me for some fat guy


Getting it on in the dead of night
When all we did all day was fight
Pretending everything was fine
Cuz I wanted someone to call mine
I was a fool I was her toy
That's how it is with hormonal boys
In hindsight it really makes me cringe
That for a year I answered to that minge

That cradle robbing dame
She burped me as I came
And no I'm not the one to blame
For getting caught up in that cradle robbing dame

That cradle robbing bitch
If life's a game then she's a glitch
How was I so damn bewitched
By that deranged blow jobbing cradle robbing bitch